Why was the current #1 most-viewed article at NYT.com yesterday Tom Friedman’s “9/11 Is Over“? Because the op-ed’s title alone is sure to draw the attention of every liberal in the country.
Friedman opens his op-ed thusly:
Not long ago, the satirical newspaper The Onion ran a fake news story that began like this:
“At a well-attended rally in front of his new ground zero headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially announced his plan to run for president of 9/11. ‘My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise,’ said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. ‘As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all.’ If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world’s conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.”
Like all good satire, the story made me both laugh and cry, because it reflected something so true…
You get the idea.
Further down, there’s this gem:
You may think Guantánamo Bay is a prison camp in Cuba for Al Qaeda terrorists. A lot of the world thinks it’s a place we send visitors who don’t give the right answers at immigration. I will not vote for any candidate who is not committed to dismantling Guantánamo Bay and replacing it with a free field hospital for poor Cubans. Guantánamo Bay is the anti-Statue of Liberty.
Close down Guantánamo Bay (because Muslims & leftists don’t like it) and replace it with a free field hospital for poor Cubans. What great ‘progressive’ ideas!
Why stop there? There are plenty of other American institutions that others in the world have negative and/or erroneous perceptions of. Let’s get rid of those too!
Ever the globalization cheerleader, Friedman argues our too restrictive (ahem) immigration and worker visa laws are unreasonable and make victims of the likes of Microsoft.
Last July, Microsoft, fed up with American restrictions on importing brain talent, opened its newest software development center in Vancouver. That’s in Canada, folks. If Disney World can remain an open, welcoming place, with increased but invisible security, why can’t America?
Heck, why don’t we just eliminate national borders en toto? It would certainly lead to more ‘economic efficiency’ (from some distant, alien point of view).
On today’s ‘Letters to the Editor‘ page, all six letters are supportive of Friedman’s 9/11 column (with one mildy critical only of his wacky Cuba sidenote.)
Imagine that.
Oh, Friedman is a columnist employed by the NYT too.
Apparently, there were zero letters to the NYT critical of Friedman’s column.
Zero.